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Photo Engineer
04-24-2013, 03:49 PM
Yeah, an APUG Stupidvisor should check in and end this. Then, having ended it, all will be behind us. Tankfully.

PE

BrianShaw
04-24-2013, 04:06 PM
Oh the humanity! We'll all be gone gone gone!!

Sirius Glass
04-24-2013, 04:56 PM
During the 60s some drug smugglers hid their stash in the sea cliff of the Palos Verde peninsula in the Los Angeles area. The stash was mixed with seeds. The birds discovered the stash and starting eating the tainted seeds. Because of the erratic bird behavior, the DEA discovered the stash. The press release said, "One might say that no tern was left unstoned."

Sirius Glass
04-24-2013, 04:59 PM
The drug smugglers consider it a bust!

Photo Engineer
04-24-2013, 05:00 PM
Ogden Nash outdid that, when dying he went to hear his final concert given by Issac Stern. He reported to the press that he wanted to die "leaving no tone unsterned".

Sorry for the Dash of Nash!

PE

Sirius Glass
04-24-2013, 05:15 PM
Roy brought an expensive pair of shoes.

His cat found the shoes and chewed on them.

Roy was beside himself with anger. The cat saw that it was time to move on and ran away.

Weeks later while Roy was talking to friends, one of his friends saw the cat behind a bush and said, "Pardon me, Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

Photo Engineer
04-24-2013, 06:30 PM
I wonder how many will get that one! One of my boot camp stories involves the original to that line!

PE

BrianShaw
04-25-2013, 11:41 AM
I don't get it. Would somebody please explain.

lxdude
04-25-2013, 12:04 PM
Well, see, there's there's this guy named Roy, and he has this cat, and this cat tore up his footwear, and Roy got mad, and the cat ran away, and then this other guy came along and saw the cat outside, and asked him about it.

Photo Engineer
04-25-2013, 12:08 PM
Try thinking of the first line of a tune popular about 70 years ago. :D

PE

BrianShaw
04-25-2013, 12:10 PM
Try thinking of the first line of a tune popular about 70 years ago. :D

70 years ago??? Where o where did I leave my thyme machine.

Photo Engineer
04-25-2013, 01:41 PM
Another hint - Glenn Miller!

lxdude
04-25-2013, 02:10 PM
70 years ago??? Where o where did I leave my thyme machine.

Here it is-

A> Simon and Garfunkel put out an album called "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.
B> A group covered a song off that album, which became their biggest hit.
C> That group also did well with another popular song they covered, and that is the relevance.

Photo Engineer
04-25-2013, 03:08 PM
This is a dilly. Now is not the thyme to spice things up. And dont be misleading.

PE

ME Super
04-25-2013, 03:28 PM
I once had a cookbook with the title Adventures in Thyme and Spice.

BrianShaw
04-25-2013, 03:34 PM
Another hint - Glenn Miller!

Got it. Thanks.

Photo Engineer
04-25-2013, 06:16 PM
I once had a cookbook with the title Adventures in Thyme and Spice.

Who wrote it!

lxdude
04-25-2013, 07:11 PM
This is a dilly. Now is not the thyme to spice things up. And dont be misleading.

PE
Thus spake the sage.


But if I'd wanted to mislead him I would have said it was a song by Rosemary Clooney.
Or Elvis Parsley.

Photo Engineer
04-25-2013, 10:17 PM
Thus spake Zarathrustra!

PE

Sirius Glass
04-26-2013, 05:28 AM
Another hint - Glenn Miller!

Hint: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chattanooga_Choo_Choo