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08-07-2012, 11:52 PM

08-07-2012, 11:53 PM
I find this whole thread disturbing.


Disturbing as in the flowers are talking to you again? Or disturbing as in "poor op can't catch a break because between hitler and banannas his threads can't make it to page three before someone hails a moderator?" or what?


Check his user name:whistling:

08-08-2012, 12:04 AM

Check his user name:whistling:

Ohhhhhhh!!! Point taken. LOL!!

08-08-2012, 12:39 AM
He lives on Cape Cod, so I bet he smokes fish!
I tried smoking a fish, but it wouldn't stay lit!

Tony Egan
08-08-2012, 01:08 AM
I remember my one-armed great uncle using one of these back in the late '60s. I loved watching how it worked.

E. von Hoegh
08-08-2012, 10:19 AM
I find this whole thread disturbing.

A girlfriend told me that one banana per day was very good for colon health. I asked a doctor if this was true, and he said "yes, but you have to eat them".

08-08-2012, 11:38 AM
I've been rolling cigarettes, filters and all, with the cheaper versions of these for a couple years now. If this is well made, hopefully it'll outlast my habit!

PM sent...

08-08-2012, 12:04 PM
Quite rightly.


Wow. How did I live this long and never hear this music? She is wonderful. Thanks for posting this.

Jon Goodman
08-08-2012, 12:56 PM
Glad you liked her!
How about Ana Caram?
And maybe Lisa Ono?
and a Lisa Ono song that simply has to make you smile...even the Grinch likes it:

And now that you are all nice and mellow, please hear one of my favorite Italian female singers:

and an Italian song with very nice words: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GvZlX5kFgU

French? I like this lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94N4YAHty7E
And of course Zaz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiiW6fHwS9g
with another Edith Piaf song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOk5yYLAQvU&playnext=1&list=PL60C054865787EFB9&feature=results_video
(note the excellent contrabass player and the ease with which he plays)

Hope there's something there you enjoy

Jon Goodman
08-08-2012, 01:05 PM
Oh, gee...almost forgot another...Laura Fygi. So few people in the USA know about her, and I don't know why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGzWGE_h4gc&feature=fvsr
and one of my favorite versions of "Les Feuilles Mortes": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCToiC9GJsQ

Jon Goodman
08-08-2012, 01:16 PM
And maybe you have not seen/heard Roberto Alagna. That would be a pity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Y4MP6o1cg


And a favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8IuXZ4L6JQ

One more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBYzRZi6Wg&feature=related

That should be enough for today.

Jon Goodman
08-08-2012, 01:59 PM
Banana smoker is sold.

08-08-2012, 02:15 PM
That's so dam sad! Post another banana smoker so we can keep the bosa nova goin!

E. von Hoegh
08-08-2012, 02:23 PM

There you go.

08-08-2012, 02:37 PM

There you go.

Phhheewww! That whole banana smoker thing could have gone in an ENTIRELY different direction!! LOL!!

08-08-2012, 02:38 PM

E. von Hoegh
08-08-2012, 02:59 PM
# Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
# Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
# Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
# The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
# Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
# Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
# Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!

Ok, Banana peels have a substance called Bananadine in them which is a psychoactive tryptamine chemically related to LSD and DMT. I would say it lies somewhere in between. Now, to extract the Bananadine one must scarpe the chemical from the inside of the banana peels and then there are two ways to freebase it. It is only active if you smoke it, although I`ve heard of some people injecting it (Although this is dangerous because banadine has strychnine in it, permenantly binding the bananadine to the spine, where crystals may form if taken too often)

Anyway, to freebase, the best method is to mix 1/3 banandine with 2/3 baking soda (Bicarbonate) and then slowly mix in water and bring the mixture to boiling temperature. You should be left with a rock like substance which looks very much like crack (hence... the street name: Banrack) This is then smoked through a crack pipe for best results... or simply heat and inhale the fumes. The other way is to simply make a joint with the bananadine and smoke it.... but this smoking it pure gives more of a Peanut high effect, which is undesirable for some people.

Bananadine works by entering the blood stream and going to the brain where it is converted to the neurotransmitter Bananodin, where it is taken up by a group of receptors called the Bananyocine receptors.

The high is very very intense, and one can get addicted to it the first time you take a hit, mostly because of the action of strychnine, which inhibts the bananyocine receptors and causes chromosome damage, which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow breasts...

I would recommend you to try it though cause its defenitly worth the high it gives.... ohhh... and it also makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks...

This is a post from the forum I stole the above photo from.- E.v.H.

Mustafa Umut Sarac
08-08-2012, 11:03 PM
E. v. H. ,

That was the most amazing cigar I have ever seen. Wow !!!!


my first job is to try this.


Mustafa Umut Sarac
08-08-2012, 11:15 PM
Is that green banana or yellow banana , is there nicotine inside , I know lots of potassium inside , is it dangerous for heart or kidney , I want to cut from the f.... cigarettes and I can smoke one banana everyday , does it make high and dangerous for brain cells , I dont want to harm myself.

Thank you ,


08-08-2012, 11:37 PM
I think somebody on the interwebs be smokin' Photoshop...