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David A. Goldfarb
08-11-2005, 12:40 AM
Definition of an optimist?

A professional accordian player with a beeper......

Accordian player coming home from a wedding gig, gets into his house and realizes, "Damn! I left my accordian in the cab!" Calls the cab company, they track it down, the cab driver comes back to the accordian player's house, and he opens the door to find TWO accordians in the back of the cab.

David Brown
08-11-2005, 08:19 AM
... Upon sitting down, his stand partner looked at him in bewilderment and asked: "Bob...where the hell have you been???"

John, viola jokes???? :D

OK: Why are violas larger than violins? They burn longer. (ba dum bum)

Did you hear about the drummer that lost one stick. He held up the remaining one and yelled: "It's a miracle, I'm a conductor!"

True anecdote: In college I was asked by a music professor if I could play like Buddy Rich. I said: "No, but then Buddy Rich can't play like me, either." :o

Cheers y'all.

David

bobfowler
08-11-2005, 04:38 PM
Do you know how to improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?

Take the "Domino's Pizza" sign off the roof...



How can you tell if a drummer is at your door?

The knock keeps speeding up...


I used to date a french horn player. She was a great kisser, but I wasn't crazy about what she kept doing with her right hand...

lee
08-11-2005, 05:32 PM
how do we know when the stage is level? when the drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? the drummer

lee\c

David Brown
08-11-2005, 07:05 PM
how do we know when the stage is level? when the drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? the drummer

lee\c

Thanks, Lee, you resurrected a suppressed memory. :mad:

My college stage band was known as "15 musicians and a drummer".

Guess who I was. :rolleyes:

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Wow. Is it like, dark, man?"

bob01721
10-01-2005, 10:20 PM
Q - How do you get the guitar player to turn down his amp?
A - Put a sheet of music in front of him.

MattCarey
10-01-2005, 11:07 PM
John, viola jokes???? :D

OK: Why are violas larger than violins? They burn longer. (ba dum bum)



No, Violas and Vioilins are the same size. It's just that Violinist's have bigger heads!

Matt