Good evening my servants. It is me, Satan.

I just thought I'd let you know that I joined this lovely community and to let you know of my intentions.

First, you will all be under my command shortly.

Second, I am doing away with all film products.

Third, I am going to do away with all film cameras.

Fourth, from now on, you will have to use your phone cameras. You will have to deal with 640x480 and crappy video.

And if you don't like it...tough.

Well, that's all for now. I have to get back to Iraq.

See you all soon.

:)

Hi, Dad.

Cool. I have black satan sheets and they are the best! Only thing is sometimes I slide across my bed and end up on the floor. Great to have the inventor with us!

prince of darkness,
can you tell my old roomate i said hi?
thanks

Weren't you the CFO at the 2nd from last company I worked at?

Back years ago, I used to have to carry a beeper. The secretary would call and leave a message that Mr Biggie wanted to talk to me and all I saw on the beeper screen---666. Then I knew who to call.

lee\c

Since I now know where to find you, can you come and fix my computer? I put in a helpdesk call last week and yet you still refuse to provide the service I gave my soul for. Feeling a bit used and abused here.

Hey! I used to date your sister. Can you ask her if I can have my Van Morrison CD's back?

Hey want a bucket of ice? all it will cost you is you soul!