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toro_mike
12-13-2010, 04:41 PM
... especially if you spoke with a man who says his name is Peggy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8L2cI8brzQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lzz8KER520

Funny thing is, the first person had an accent, but spoke excellent English, whereas the second person, named Pam, was barely understandable :confused:

There is always some truth in fiction.

Mike

Síle
12-13-2010, 04:57 PM
... especially if you spoke with a man who says his name is Peggy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8L2cI8brzQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lzz8KER520

I swear I think that's how customer services are run in some companies over here! I was once on the phone to Eircom - Ireland's main telecom service - and after 40 minutes of being passed from menu to automated menu to Bangladesh and back again.. I finally got to speak to an Irish girl who put me on hold and promptly hung up on me... Needless to say I no longer avail of their services.. :mad:


I'm thinking of sacrificing some of these (http://www.tofurkey.com/) things...

http://www.tofurkey.com/img/img_products/p_sausageital.jpg :sick:

How in heavens name did you find that??

flatulent1
12-13-2010, 05:13 PM
How in heavens name did you find that??

Entirely by accident, I swear. Why, did you want me to box some up and send them along with those Lucky Charms I promised you?

Síle
12-13-2010, 06:30 PM
Entirely by accident, I swear. Why, did you want me to box some up and send them along with those Lucky Charms I promised you?

Ooh yes please..
Well it is Christmas after all... ;)

flatulent1
12-13-2010, 09:04 PM
A superbug named C-diff is on the rise (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101213/ap_on_sc/us_med_health_beat_stool_transplants), a germ that so ravages some people's intestines that repeated tries of the strongest, most expensive antibiotic can't conquer their disabling diarrhea.

Now a small but growing number of doctors are trying a last-ditch treatment: Using good bacteria to fight off the bad by transplanting stool from a healthy person into the sick person's colon.
:blink:
Man, I'm finding all the good ones today. Can I get disability payments from Social Security for that?

lmn
12-13-2010, 10:28 PM
That's perfect, Fred!

Síle
12-14-2010, 03:44 AM
:blink:
Man, I'm finding all the good ones today. Can I get disability payments from Social Security for that?

So in other words if you can't take your s**t then try someone else's s**t instead?
Oh and ew..

cmo
12-14-2010, 03:50 AM
I swear I think that's how customer services are run in some companies over here! I was once on the phone to Eircom - Ireland's main telecom service - and after 40 minutes of being passed from menu to automated menu to Bangladesh and back again.. I finally got to speak to an Irish girl who put me on hold and promptly hung up on me... Needless to say I no longer avail of their services.. :mad:

There is a german phone company named Arcor (also known as "Arrrgggghhor!!"), it's quite similar.

People say that hinduism can be proven by calling Arcor's customer service and waiting forever because it takes at least four complete rebirths until you speak to a human being.

Needless to say that the incompetent dork that picks up the phone in the end can't help you because he was reborn as a sloth, platypus or Hasselhoff.

cmo
12-14-2010, 03:54 AM
So in other words if you can't take your s**t then try someone else's s**t instead?
Oh and ew..

It's probably a painful therapy: the doctor beats the shit into someone.

Black Dog
12-14-2010, 05:41 PM
There is a german phone company named Arcor (also known as "Arrrgggghhor!!"), it's quite similar.

People say that hinduism can be proven by calling Arcor's customer service and waiting forever because it takes at least four complete rebirths until you speak to a human being.

Needless to say that the incompetent dork that picks up the phone in the end can't help you because he was reborn as a sloth, platypus or Hasselhoff.

Only 4?....;)

cmo
12-15-2010, 07:58 AM
Maybe some of you can visit the local post office and tell them we are all catholics and some friends know how to interrogate them to find out where our cameras are:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/13/us/13exorcism.html?_r=3&hp

Steve Smith
12-15-2010, 08:14 AM
Maybe some of you can visit the local post office and tell them we are all catholics and some friends know how to interrogate them to find out where our cameras are

What about sending the Spanish Inquisition?


Steve.

cmo
12-15-2010, 09:09 AM
What about sending the Spanish Inquisition?


Steve.

Probably we need a combination. And an interpreter if they don't speak spanish... :cool:

Steve Smith
12-15-2010, 09:33 AM
From what I remember of that TV documentary (by Monty Python) they speak English with a Spanish accent.


Steve.

Black Dog
12-15-2010, 05:29 PM
Fear and surprise...two weapons!...

thebanana
12-15-2010, 09:48 PM
What about sending the Spanish Inquisition?


Steve.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

flatulent1
12-16-2010, 01:29 AM
No one expects the postman to show up naked (http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/111894894.html). :sideways:

cmo
12-16-2010, 03:22 AM
No one expects the postman to show up naked (http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/111894894.html). :sideways:

Depends. When he's naked he rings twice :whistling:

Black Dog
12-16-2010, 04:54 PM
The postmen in our town [Bridport, West Dorset] seem to have decided to wear shorts no matter how cold the weather...though the really hardcore people live in the northeast ye knaa like!

cmo
12-17-2010, 03:46 AM
The postmen in our town seem to have decided to wear shorts no matter how cold the weather...

A former UPS employee? :laugh:


[B]The latest fashion trend for postmen:

Come as you are.