It's snowing and it's one of those days at work where you have to get a little creative in order to look busy. I've been reading through a document, an SOP about using the tools in the machine shop. I'm easily amused. The following pertains to the bench grinder;
• Do not wear neckties, long or loose sleeves or loose fitting garments (especially about the waist).
Now, the neck tie thing makes sense, although in my 14 years I've never ever been tempted to wear a neck