Random thoughts from a slow day at work...
by, 02-20-2008 at 07:07 PM (1555 Views)
It's snowing and it's one of those days at work where you have to get a little creative in order to look busy. I've been reading through a document, an SOP about using the tools in the machine shop. I'm easily amused. The following pertains to the bench grinder;
• Do not wear neckties, long or loose sleeves or loose fitting garments (especially about the waist).
Now, the neck tie thing makes sense, although in my 14 years I've never ever been tempted to wear a neck tie to work, still, I have mental pictures of some social climber with his neck tie wrapped around the stone and his face accelerating towards discomfort at great speed. But I have to admit I can't get my mind quite around the loose garment especially about the waist thing. Must have been written by someone that had superheated particles finding their way into his panties?