I am never going to use this film. For $10, you can have it mailed USPS priority mail, and a few bucks for APUG.
5 Portra 160vc 220 Oct-05 2 Portra 160vc 220 Apr-06 1 Portra 400vc 120 May-06 1 Kodak Ultra Color 400 uc 120 Jun-06 1 Kodak E100VS 120 Dec-07 2 Fuji Provia 100F 120 Oct-07
All I can guarantee is that it has been refrigerated.
First PM gets it. (assuming the money follows) ;)