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    Yeah, an APUG Stupidvisor should check in and end this. Then, having ended it, all will be behind us. Tankfully.

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    Oh the humanity! We'll all be gone gone gone!!

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    During the 60s some drug smugglers hid their stash in the sea cliff of the Palos Verde peninsula in the Los Angeles area. The stash was mixed with seeds. The birds discovered the stash and starting eating the tainted seeds. Because of the erratic bird behavior, the DEA discovered the stash. The press release said, "One might say that no tern was left unstoned."
    Warning!! Handling a Hasselblad can be harmful to your financial well being!

    Nothing beats a great piece of glass!

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    The drug smugglers consider it a bust!
    Warning!! Handling a Hasselblad can be harmful to your financial well being!

    Nothing beats a great piece of glass!

    I leave the digital work for the urologists and proctologists.

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    Ogden Nash outdid that, when dying he went to hear his final concert given by Issac Stern. He reported to the press that he wanted to die "leaving no tone unsterned".

    Sorry for the Dash of Nash!

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    Roy brought an expensive pair of shoes.

    His cat found the shoes and chewed on them.

    Roy was beside himself with anger. The cat saw that it was time to move on and ran away.

    Weeks later while Roy was talking to friends, one of his friends saw the cat behind a bush and said, "Pardon me, Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
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    Nothing beats a great piece of glass!

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    I wonder how many will get that one! One of my boot camp stories involves the original to that line!

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    I don't get it. Would somebody please explain.

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    Well, see, there's there's this guy named Roy, and he has this cat, and this cat tore up his footwear, and Roy got mad, and the cat ran away, and then this other guy came along and saw the cat outside, and asked him about it.
    I do use a digital device in my photographic pursuits when necessary.
    When someone rags on me for using film, I use a middle digit, upraised.

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    Try thinking of the first line of a tune popular about 70 years ago.

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