You didn't mention fuzzy, pink, bunny slippers. Must not have been me. That's just how I roll.
"Wubba, wubba, wubba. Bing, bang, bong. Yuck, yuck, yuck and a fiddle-dee-dee." - The Yeti
So, "deranged Easter bunny" would be the words to describe you?
Big, honkin', deranged Easter Bunny. And I'm a flop.
I was there 10 minutes earlier with the 7x17. He must have used my tripod holes. I shoot B&W so all that red would have just got in the way...
At least with LF landscape, a bad day of photography can still be a good day of exercise.