Does the phrase "not being able to see the forest for the trees" have any applicability to said fortunate lady?
Myself, were I not the coward I am, and had we more than 1 bathroom my response would be to inform the lady of my house, should such a situation arise, to mind her own business. This is highly unlikely since nonody would be so foolish as to trust me with a dirty toilet..particularly given the frequency of my habit of missing the toilet..guess close don't count..
She would ask me "What do you call a man that has lost his mind" Before I could meekly mumble "Dunno" she would tell me "A widower".
If I had any high friends in low places I would ask them to help you. I feel fortunate that counting my friends causes absolutely no wear and tear on my fingers..just trying to keep a positive attitude.