All yous SoCal (you too Per) fellas may wants to step into these here establishments when drivin' up 95 to Tonopah.
Yous back East boys are mightily advised to detour clear around Kansas. Nevada is a "hanging" state!
And yous all be mightily advised to keep a wary eye ons the locals whens hanging outs at the gazebo there in town.
Oh, and don'ts be sippin' that koolaid whiles motorin' or speedin' throughs town, we's all American city!