I've been everywhere ooooohhh yeaahhhh still I'm standing tall.
A troll would be good...
"He took to writing poetry and visiting the elves: and though many shook their heads and touched their foreheads and said 'Poor old Baggins!' and though few believed any of his tales, he remained very happy till the end of his days, and those were extraordinarily long "- JRR Tolkien, ' The Hobbit '.
I haven't got a pagan chicken recipe to share, but I have another one that probably has been Runed...
The recipe was used by Hagar and the other Vikings before they went to combat. To get into the right berserk mood they either had a meal of toxic fungus, or they drank a lot of mead. So here comes the mead recipe. (Warning: If you try this at home, please be aware that this was used to make the vikings extremely dangerous!)
2 kilos of honey
9 litres clean water (it actually says "clean water")
1 teasp. cinnamon
1 teasp. ginger
1/2 teasp. clove
2 pealed lemons
50 g yeast
1-3 g hop
Now, there is a 10-step how-to-instruction as well, but I am not sure if I should reveal that....
I think I'll have my _shot_ with the camera anyway...
Geez, maybe instead you could tell us about the toxic fungus stuff - sounds like ergot or magic 'shrooms to me!
When I get the date of the Santa Cruz fungus faire, I'll post it for you. A nice time to wander with the little fawns in the hills above Santa Cruz... and your own personal troupe of fungus experts. <wink, wink, nudge, nudge.. know what I mean?>