Telephones and darkrooms - generally not compatible - a good piece of darkroom equipment is an answering machine. Since I am NOT a doctor - nobody dies because I didn't pick it up. That saves a lot of prints.
Notwithwatnding the how .... some of my best work is a serendiptous accident. It is the difference between art and textbook illustration. I read an artical the other day on the proper way to stomp your negs on the floor to get the interesting scratching effect. - PS users pay big bucks for software that immitates what we can get with the happy accident. Maybe your new image will be a candidate for mordancage.