APUG.ORG is now a division of my company Photocentric Ltd.

[David A. Goldfarb]

Does that mean I can't put my feet up on the desk anymore?

[Ole]

You can, but they must be impeccably shod. Preferrably in Italian shoes, freshly polished.

[Gary Holliday]

Quartely thread count up by 12.7%. Each forum is expected to reach it's baseline target. Business is really full of crap.

[Snapshot]

Do we get new business cards? Oh wait, perhaps I should subscribe first.

[mhv]

I want a stress ball, beanie couches, foosball, nerf toys, a rubik cube, and beer and pizza every friday!

[Sean]

You guys are cracking me up. I spent 15yrs in a cubicle so know these things all too well..

[Christopher Walrath]

Where can I get my new offically licensed Photocentric Ltd Network 'Sean the Admin' Beanie Baby?

[jd callow]

I'll wear the khaki's and a polo shirt (but won't leave the house) and I won't bitch when my evaluation is 3 months late. If need be I'll work into my personal glossary: proactive, it is what it is, paradigm and thought leadership. Hell, I'll even hold back some of my posts until 3 am so that everyone will think I'm on task 24/7. I'm good with it all as long as I don't have to fill out a timetracker every day, or go to team building. I'll only orbit the hairball, not be enveloped by it.

[Sean]

I'm printing out certificates of achievement for you guys right now, also trying to source some plastic, gold painted trophies. Also, look out for the morale boosting pizza party coming soon!

[David A. Goldfarb]

Heck, I feel incentivized already. How many annoying people do I have to ban to make "Moderator of the Quarter"? Maybe if some of the APUG color shooters could contribute some sunsets or florals, you could put some motivational slogans on them for us. Can't wait for the banquet!