I want a stress ball, beanie couches, foosball, nerf toys, a rubik cube, and beer and pizza every friday!
Using film since before it was hip.
"One of the most singular characters of the hyposulphites, is the property their solutions possess of dissolving muriate of silver and retaining it in considerable quantity in permanent solution" — Sir John Frederick William Herschel, "On the Hyposulphurous Acid and its Compounds." The Edinburgh Philosophical Journal, Vol. 1 (8 Jan. 1819): 8-29. p. 11
I'll wear the khaki's and a polo shirt (but won't leave the house) and I won't bitch when my evaluation is 3 months late. If need be I'll work into my personal glossary: proactive, it is what it is, paradigm and thought leadership. Hell, I'll even hold back some of my posts until 3 am so that everyone will think I'm on task 24/7. I'm good with it all as long as I don't have to fill out a timetracker every day, or go to team building. I'll only orbit the hairball, not be enveloped by it.
Heck, I feel incentivized already. How many annoying people do I have to ban to make "Moderator of the Quarter"? Maybe if some of the APUG color shooters could contribute some sunsets or florals, you could put some motivational slogans on them for us. Can't wait for the banquet!