Want to smoke a banana?

[ChristopherCoy]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, can I hire you as a pitch man?

[Jon Goodman]

Do they call it mellow yellow?

Quite rightly.

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase.

Oh, while we're on the subject of banana songs, here is a very nice version of a very nice song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDEq3Px5Ggg
I hope you like it.
If you like her, here is another good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9X_QbzRwxk
(new take on a 1940s classic)
Jon

[Jon Goodman]

You're welcome, Jim...thanks for the purchase!
What do you smoke if you don't smoke tobacco, by the way?
Jon

[Jon Goodman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, can I hire you as a pitch man?

Of course...it isn't carnival season or time for the State Fair, so I'm footloose and fancy free.
Jon

[lxdude]

What do you smoke if you don't smoke tobacco, by the way?
Jon

He lives on Cape Cod, so I bet he smokes fish!

[Jon Goodman]

He lives on Cape Cod, so I bet he smokes fish!

Like these guys? http://www.bluezooaquatics.com/produ...&pid=357&did=1

Jon

[thebanana]

I find this whole thread disturbing.

[lxdude]

Like these guys? http://www.bluezooaquatics.com/produ...&pid=357&did=1

Jon

I notice it says they're "Reef compatible-with caution".

So I guess they're not really reefers...

[Jon Goodman]

I notice it says they're "Reef compatible-with caution".

So I guess they're not really reefers...

Yeah, well that's how I saw it, also. Not really reefers but they could be with caution.

Did someone say this thread was disturbing? Gee. I thought we were miles away from the level of disturbing. Guess we should stay away from the "Little Johnny" jokes, eh?

Jon

[ChristopherCoy]

I find this whole thread disturbing.

Disturbing as in the flowers are talking to you again? Or disturbing as in "poor op can't catch a break because between hitler and banannas his threads can't make it to page three before someone hails a moderator?" or what?