In mini-labs you've got some kid making three dollars an hour. The week before he ran the popcorn
machine at the theatre. Next week he'll be behind the counter at Starbucks, and the week after that
he'll become some big box store manager learning how to create industrial accidents.
I hope that kid doesn't have a passport. If he does then please give me his name so I can pass it on to the U.K. border control agency.