I totally lucked out and I wanted to share.
On a whim last night I found a Craigslist post for an enlarger. At the price it was going for I figured that it would've already been gone, but I emailed the guy just in case, remembering that this *is* Iowa and stranger things have happened. He emails me back and says that yes, he's serious, and also that he didn't want to have to ship it.
D5XL with Dichro head and accessories for a whopping $300 and a couple loaves of homemade bread.
I am SO freaking excited. I can't even tell you how much I've been jumping around today. I feel somewhat like Christmas is coming a little late this year.
I'm about to search the forums for information. It comes with the manual on CD so I plan to print it and have it with me when I put it together. Any info you can point me to would be great.