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    a group of answers in search of a question

    A group of answers in search of a questionurely a joke

    1)use the buddy system:toss your buddy to the shark
    2)take the photo of the shark and hope to develop later
    3)give the shark your camera(yes it's in waterproof housing)and hope it takes
    your picture
    4)give the shark your camera hoping that he eats it and not you.
    5)keep firing with the flash and hope to give the shark a headache or
    temporary blindness
    6)stick the camera in his mouth and hope that somehow it explodes like the
    oxygen tank in "Jaws".
    7)"jump the shark" and loose all credibilty.
    8)take the roll of film out of the camera and ruin it to show the shark you
    were wrong for invading it's privacy and you wont do it again.
    9)Show the shark your camera is made in the same country in whose waters
    it was born and hope it stirs some national pride so it thinks of you as a
    friend.
    10)start chewing on the camera yourself and confuse the shark.
    11)start chewing on the shark itself and take photos at the same time.
    12)take quik snapshots while the shark is chewing on you(yes gross-but if
    found the images will make you famous posthumously)
    13)use the carea strap as a stirrup and ride the shark home.
    14)or something else....

    What's the question,what's the answer(animal rights aside I don't think this
    is an ethical question-just a bad,bad joke....)
    "An object never performs the same function as its name or its image"-Rene Magritte

    "An image of a dog does not bite"-William James applied to photography

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    is the question how did the chicken cross the road?
    Let's see what I've got in the magic trash can for Mateo!

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    No, no no.... the question is .... How did the chicken cross the shark.

    Or maybe How many photographers does it take to change film from the inside of a shark's belly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWGirl
    No, no no.... the question is .... How did the chicken cross the shark.

    Or maybe How many photographers does it take to change film from the inside of a shark's belly?
    Depends on the species.
    The question is why would anyone want to photograph a lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogueish
    Depends on the species.
    The question is why would anyone want to photograph a lawyer?
    Damn that's cold!
    "An object never performs the same function as its name or its image"-Rene Magritte

    "An image of a dog does not bite"-William James applied to photography

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    Got It !!!! The question is "what would you do if an accountant tried to take away your sacred Rodinal"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TPPhotog
    Got It !!!! The question is "what would you do if an accountant tried to take away your sacred Rodinal"?
    And you would?-toss him to the shark?
    "An object never performs the same function as its name or its image"-Rene Magritte

    "An image of a dog does not bite"-William James applied to photography

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim kirk jr.
    And you would?-toss him to the shark?
    Wouldn't that be cruelty to the shark? Of course if the accountantant was pro-digital anti-analog and worked for Agfa - the accountant and shark could be the same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by TPPhotog
    Wouldn't that be cruelty to the shark? Of course if the accountantant was pro-digital anti-analog and worked for Agfa - the accountant and shark could be the same thing
    Wouldn't that be cruelty to the shark?-yes,probably and we'd have an animal
    rights group after us for giving it a stomach ache.

    As for the pro dgital thing-I was hoping that the shark would be more inclined
    to use film and may be swayed to spare you if it saw you weren't using digital
    "An object never performs the same function as its name or its image"-Rene Magritte

    "An image of a dog does not bite"-William James applied to photography

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    Lawyers and Accountants NEVER are eaten by sharks - It's called "Professional Courtesy"

    Q. If you threw a lawyer and an accountant off a tall building, who would hit the ground first?

    A. Who cares?
    Carpe erratum!!

    Ed Sukach, FFP.

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