A group of answers in search of a questionurely a joke
1)use the buddy system:toss your buddy to the shark
2)take the photo of the shark and hope to develop later
3)give the shark your camera(yes it's in waterproof housing)and hope it takes
4)give the shark your camera hoping that he eats it and not you.
5)keep firing with the flash and hope to give the shark a headache or
6)stick the camera in his mouth and hope that somehow it explodes like the
oxygen tank in "Jaws".
7)"jump the shark" and loose all credibilty.
8)take the roll of film out of the camera and ruin it to show the shark you
were wrong for invading it's privacy and you wont do it again.
9)Show the shark your camera is made in the same country in whose waters
it was born and hope it stirs some national pride so it thinks of you as a
10)start chewing on the camera yourself and confuse the shark.
11)start chewing on the shark itself and take photos at the same time.
12)take quik snapshots while the shark is chewing on you(yes gross-but if
found the images will make you famous posthumously)
13)use the carea strap as a stirrup and ride the shark home.
14)or something else....
What's the question,what's the answer(animal rights aside I don't think this
is an ethical question-just a bad,bad joke....)