Perhaps the decision maker at Cheesehead Central is digging self a hole by posting this announcement here. In fact I can here others...unamed sources are all the rage this year...that this being a grave matter...the hole should have underpinnings at least six feet deep. Since this might best bee described...the bumbling manner is in my righting is self induced... Pole instead of a Post... with my roots going back to Silesia...hole. Note to Apug editor Abby Mc Cullum: Please go back two sentences and advise me whether "here" should by replace by "hare". Certain am I that your close connection with Krishna at the main office will prove to be either priceless or worthless.
Anyhow, the equipment, being hereto discussed herein, concerns data security. Apug's base data, in particular its polls, in the database needs safekeeping. I have checked and requested from Arlington Park cemetary which is about furlong away. I sent them a telegram. Hopeful am I that they will have available, an be willing to allow for our use, an appropriate vault for storing this information.
Now, I am also going to Monroe to see if I can find and propose to eweall a candidate to assist with this job. I am pretty upbeat about this, perhaps even jovial. After all Apug should have a poll vaulter. "How else" asked SHE "are we to reach new heights. I am already jumping to levels and conphusions above my paygrade and could make use of someone and something to stick around whilst assisting me to get above the fray. Care not I should you become cut as I shatter records as well the glass ceiling".
Two help Apug as well as being timely eye see here a need to this impertinent fact: THIS EQUIPMENT WILL NOT BE FREE. So, if 99 of you freeloaders would get together and kick out $6.00 each annually, perhaps King Kiwi would sell you a group membership. If fact I will raid my spouse's wallet and join you if I can be Centurion.
Folks, I will keep you appraised but it may be of little value.