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    ID Help Please, Nikon???

    Greetings,

    Purchased some Nikon stuff (F2) last night and this was in the box of misc stuff. Any ideas as to what it is. Some sort of lens collar??

    Thanks,

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    This is a Black Hole Wharp Portal. Kind of like a Time Machine, you set the slide distance from the post for the portal entrance and wait for the magic to happen. The project was scrapped by the US government since they could not get humans through the little hole and the test mice were not returning back from the future to tell us what was going to happen. A single gas charge reciept came back over 10 years ago through the portal from a gas station with $ 10.99 a gallon gas from July of 2012 stamped on it. That is when the scrubbed the Warp Portal project because the Government was convinced gas could never go that high.

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    Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by daleeman View Post
    This is a Black Hole Wharp Portal. Kind of like a Time Machine, you set the slide distance from the post for the portal entrance and wait for the magic to happen. The project was scrapped by the US government since they could not get humans through the little hole and the test mice were not returning back from the future to tell us what was going to happen. A single gas charge reciept came back over 10 years ago through the portal from a gas station with $ 10.99 a gallon gas from July of 2012 stamped on it. That is when the scrubbed the Warp Portal project because the Government was convinced gas could never go that high.
    Nonsense. It's a chrono-synclastic-infundibulum, sort of a temporal Klein bottle. Sheesh.

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    Hobbit sex toy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CGW View Post
    Hobbit sex toy?
    How??
    Last edited by E. von Hoegh; 03-09-2012 at 03:04 PM. Click to view previous post history.

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    Naw, everybody knows it a device that they use in circuses for checking the girth of elephants penises before they let them mate ( with other elephants, that is) .
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    Quote Originally Posted by E. von Hoegh View Post
    How??
    Ask Bilbo.

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    It is used in the Pacific Northwest - for coffee.
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    “Photography is a complex and fluid medium, and its many factors are not applied in simple sequence. Rather, the process may be likened to the art of the juggler in keeping many balls in the air at one time!”

    Ansel Adams, from the introduction to The Negative - The New Ansel Adams Photography Series / Book 2

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    Sniper scope, no zoom model.
    Stop worrying about grain, resolution, sharpness, and everything else that doesn't have a damn thing to do with substance.

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