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    Would your Incrediblelity give me a tip about THIS lottery. Many thanks Your Precious:
    http://www.euromillions.be/default.a...en&pageid=home
    We cannot change how the cards are dealt, just how to play the hand...
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    LMAO Okay smarty pants how do I get the diet pepsi/snot mixture off my screen and out of my keyboard.
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    EWWW!!! GROSS!!!
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    Oh, would you, could you send to me a piece of cloth or some artifact that you've touched? It would be a daily reminder to remember my humble place in the order of things where the natural superiority of others (even magazine publishers) shines like the sun. I'm thinking of giving up photography because I'll never be as good, smart, fine-looking, talented or up-myself as others.

    I'd like to climb the summit of all human achievement and look down on all you other mere mortals, but alas and alack, the position seems to have been already taken. Could you just tell me one thing, please: What's it like to be better and smarter than everyone else? Thank you in advance for your magnaminious answer. I humbly await your reply.

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    Oh great one, do you think we're worthy enough to succionate your penile appendage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhv
    Oh great one, do you think we're worthy enough to succionate your penile appendage?
    You obviously dont have dogs......

    BTW, you all should not be too impressed, while noblebeast is rightly proud of his omniesence, I am the dog trainer....

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    Questions, questions, QUESTIONS! You see? You see why I have remained in the shadows all this time? It never fails: as soon as my munificence is allowed to burst forth with it's natural holy glow, it attracts all manner of pesky life forms who wish to suck the precious rivers of creative juices from me as if I were their momma's teat! I will not allow myself to be sucked dry of all my natural gifts in the service of such mundane noodles.

    Oh, all right:
    Marc - add all the numbers of your birthdate together, divide the sum by any prime number not containing a 4, then multiply that number by the average number of times you sneeze and fart simultaneously during a given week, excepting ones containing a major holiday. Write that number down on a slip of paper and put that slip, along with a headless doll, a telephone with a bell ringer and a frog's bicuspid into a rucksack and swing it over your head until your arm feels like it will fall off, counting all the revolutions. Add this number of revolutions to your other sum and you will have the winning numbers for your lottery.

    David: Sorry mate, you can't know it till you are it.

    MHV: That's a grace with which few are blessed (dammit!)

    Mark: Contact MHV, I hear he's really good - maybe he can succionate it?

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    Not I feel even more inadequate than usual!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noblebeast
    then multiply that number by the average number of times you sneeze and fart simultaneously during a given week, excepting ones containing a major holiday.
    One small clarification for the unworthy oh magnificado.....did you mean farts with major holidays, or weeks with major holidays?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimgalli
    One small clarification for the unworthy oh magnificado.....did you mean farts with major holidays, or weeks with major holidays?
    We're talking about Belgium here, so what does that tell you, Jim? Obviously, if Marc speaks predominantly Flemish it's weeks with major holidays, and if he speaks mainly French it's farts with holidays. It's so much work trying to drag your simple little minds up to somewhere near my level, but I do it because of my large heart.
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