Good evening my servants. It is me, Satan.
I just thought I'd let you know that I joined this lovely community and to let you know of my intentions.
First, you will all be under my command shortly.
Second, I am doing away with all film products.
Third, I am going to do away with all film cameras.
Fourth, from now on, you will have to use your phone cameras. You will have to deal with 640x480 and crappy video.
And if you don't like it...tough.
Well, that's all for now. I have to get back to Iraq.
See you all soon.