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    Quote Originally Posted by craigclu
    Definition of an optimist?

    A professional accordian player with a beeper......
    Accordian player coming home from a wedding gig, gets into his house and realizes, "Damn! I left my accordian in the cab!" Calls the cab company, they track it down, the cab driver comes back to the accordian player's house, and he opens the door to find TWO accordians in the back of the cab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jovo
    ... Upon sitting down, his stand partner looked at him in bewilderment and asked: "Bob...where the hell have you been???"
    John, viola jokes????

    OK: Why are violas larger than violins? They burn longer. (ba dum bum)

    Did you hear about the drummer that lost one stick. He held up the remaining one and yelled: "It's a miracle, I'm a conductor!"

    True anecdote: In college I was asked by a music professor if I could play like Buddy Rich. I said: "No, but then Buddy Rich can't play like me, either." :o

    Cheers y'all.

    David

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    Do you know how to improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?

    Take the "Domino's Pizza" sign off the roof...



    How can you tell if a drummer is at your door?

    The knock keeps speeding up...


    I used to date a french horn player. She was a great kisser, but I wasn't crazy about what she kept doing with her right hand...
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    how do we know when the stage is level? when the drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

    what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? the drummer

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    Last edited by lee; 08-11-2005 at 05:39 PM. Click to view previous post history. Reason: remove redundant info

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    Quote Originally Posted by lee
    how do we know when the stage is level? when the drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

    what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? the drummer

    lee\c
    Thanks, Lee, you resurrected a suppressed memory.

    My college stage band was known as "15 musicians and a drummer".

    Guess who I was. :rolleyes:

    How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
    "Wow. Is it like, dark, man?"

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    Q - How do you get the guitar player to turn down his amp?
    A - Put a sheet of music in front of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Brown
    John, viola jokes????

    OK: Why are violas larger than violins? They burn longer. (ba dum bum)
    No, Violas and Vioilins are the same size. It's just that Violinist's have bigger heads!

    Matt

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