You are absolutely right. My little oatmeal box is certainly nowhere near as nice as your Ilford Titan. And I am a gear head who really appreciates nice things as well, so I would surely enjoy using the Titan. I have looked at pictures and it does look very nice.
But you just might surprise yourself regarding being handy. While it is sometimes nice to buy it ready made, you might want to try out the oatmeal box yourself one of these days. You might be surprised at how much fun it really is to roll our own. Besides, and I know this probably sounds a little dumb, but it kind of makes me feel like I am experiencing photography the way it was for the guys who first started this whole crazy thing out in the very beginning.
Anyway, have fun with the Titan and toss us poor cardboard camera users a bone or two and show us some of your pictures.