It appears that we have struck some kind of weird theme.....Cats + Hasselblads + Film=??????

For instance, I have two Hasselblads, three cats, 300 sheets of 4 X 5 film (a mix of T-MAX and Delta Pro).....what does this all there some cosmic truth that has yet to reveal itself.......can a 25 pound Main Coon Cat really "play nice" with an old Hasselblad 500C or is it just my imagination......I've had some rather odd looking negs lately and, it could be that my cat, Snuffy, has be bitten by the "bug" and started to take photos.....ah, I hear David Letterman calling...need to go!!!!

Any advice or other thoughts are greatly appreciated!!!!