WOW! A response. I certainly thought I was pushing the envelope on "anything goes" and since I don't recall seeing a camera in the shape of a bowl or spindle, I didn't think it would get any response. Aside from that, I wish you were in Florida as well so you could take it off my hands. My camera repair/enlarger tables need to go in this space, so I can install my sink where those tables are now.
Where is the Jacksonville photographer that needs a new hobby?