[Q.G.]

Nah, I have to stick by my original assertion. The best lubricant is Noxzema in a blue jar.

It doesn't foam like soap, so there's no lather. Rub it in thin, and shave away. Try it, you'll like it.

It still is just a way to let water stick to your face better than it already does.
I'll just continue splashing my face. Works fine.

Sorry, Eric. I have kept a straight razor (as an antique), but no longer have the thingy you are looking for.