Quote Originally Posted by lmn View Post
But, what else should we expect from such a precision piece of machinery?
Photo
- Sharpness
+ Motion blur
- Correct colors
+ Strange cropping
- Normal tones
+ Pour some reptile blood on your photo and fix it on a diaper
+ Name it "The chicken crossed the road. Period." (In klingon language, of course)
+ Add some bla ("Slightly Mapplethorpesque but in a squat, Buckminster Fuller-style geodesic dome, say, or a Constructivist information tower by the likes of the Russian avant-garde's Gustav Klucis or Stenberg brothers. A tall, ladder-like rocket ship looks like salvage from 1950s Disneyland.")

= Art