I have nothing constructive to contribute except something I overheard in the markets a few weeks ago when I was out for lunch with my girlfriend. We walked past two elderly women speaking near a fruit stall and caught just a snippet of their conversation,
"Yes, but that's because bald men look like penises"
I know I shouldn't, but I really want to know the context of that conversation...

From a 21 year old with a conveniently shaven head (I'm not losing my hair, of course not...)