Quote Originally Posted by cmo View Post
Breaking news on CNN:

A guy with a white beard dressed in red has them - we are victims of Santa Cleptomania.

Who is actually in charge of interrogating someone in the post office?
They outsourced all of the interrogation jobs to India as well...
Interrogator: Hello, my name Radhakrishna, where is package?
Postal employee 1: I know nothing! I know nothing!
Interrogator: Thanks you for calling, have a nice day.
Postal employee 1: