Quote Originally Posted by MartinB View Post

Can you put me on the reserve bench if there is room (kind of appropriate with it being playoff time of year)
I'll play any position (defence, centre, left wing..... ok not goalie, they're nuts!) B&W, colour...
Coach, just get me in the game!

So long as you stop with the sporting commentary you're on the bench.. Er... on the stand by list I mean!!