I ain't asking how to work the thing or how to do a hybrid workflow with it, such as people in posts related to scanning.
Besides, it ain't a proper declaration without trumpets anyhow.
I simply found it odd, considering the normal outlooks on the durability of old cameras vs. new cameras, that I have killed or damaged several old cameras with far less than I have done to the new one. I would have expected the new one to have been one of the first to bite it, while my old ones would survive a nuclear blast. Not so in my case.
Yes, I knew my proclamation was missing something.
Damn those people asking questions about scanning, damn them all