That is too funny, Aggie! haha
Hey that denim shirt idea is pretty cool...you don't have to sew... get some of that fabric glue! (I am a non-sewer as well).
I'm going to look at one of those fly-fishing vests... that vest I have is fine for cold/cool weather, but man... it gets hot!
I can relate to the "I know it's here somewhere" thing, Flotsam! hahaha