Maybe that camera was meant to be used by the undead. They need no MLU as their hands are so still and strong that no vibration or 1/4s exposure will prevent them from making perfectly sharp images.
Zombies are whole nother story, for them even 1/4000 is not enough.
Hmmmm. OldBodyOldSoul. I'm guessing you're one of the former?
I do use a digital device in my photographic pursuits when necessary.
When someone rags on me for using film, I use a middle digit, upraised.