Most of you don't know this but my real occupation is in the top secret US Government Department of Spaceology. Several years ago we made the alarming discovery that the sun is going out. Up until now, to avoid panic, we have been trying to cover this up by distracting the public with the bogus myth of Global Warming. Our Black Ops division introduced and popularized the digital camera so that no one would notice that the sun was steadily becoming dimmer.

Now the Cat is out of the bag. Darn you analog photographers and your cursed Sunny 16 rule!