I'd rather make a mascot out of a turtle or crocodile rather than an ostritch. For one thing, they've
outlasted all the fancy dinosaurs that were the latest and greatest of the era. But frankly, any of
these critters will do if I can just feed a couple of individuals to them. Maybe their damn cell phone
cameras will make appropriate gizzard stones. Even ostriches will swallow those things. I've about
had it with spies from the digital regurgitation trying to demoralize things. Time to check up on that
control that deletes Benedict Arnold posts.