In order to be a photographer you need to have a big lens and a camera with lots of accessories, spare batteries, memory cards and stuff.
The camera that I have been carrying the most, lately, is a Rolleiflex. It doesn't have batteries, it has no accessories and it hardly has a sizeable lens at all.

The way I see it, the size of a photographer's lens is inversely proportional to the size of his penis.

I hope that's true because the last "new" camera I got, I made from an empty 12 oz. can of A&W Root Beer. The lens is 0.03 millimeters in diameter.
If the inverse proprotion holds true, that means I'm King Kong!