Thank you all for the replies.
Ok, I've rearraged the fridge so my paper will fit in there, that seems the safest option.
My camera equipment (that is not coming along for the weekend) is safely locked inside a cupboard.
Now, as for the processed prints, boxes of them, I will put them in the room that was formerly my darkroom, this stands empty right now, and is not part of the house, so that is also taken care of.
Thank you again.