Falsely attributing a blatantly incorrect statement to a known authority is NOT a joke. It's an insult, and quite likely slander.

You need to grow up.

You realize everything here is archived and available to anybody who wants to search for it in the future?
How many people bother to read dates on posts when reading search results? I certainly don't.

I asked David to read my reply above, and here's his response:

Thanks again. It may have been an April Fools joke, but there are some idiots out there who might believe it!

David Odess

He didn't think it was a joke either.

- Leigh