My wife gives me hell when you leave the toilet seat up... so STOP leaving the toilet seat up!!
Originally Posted by CGW
That this blatantly satirical piece outraged/offended you suggests that a) you're humorless and self-regarding and/or b) can't see more than a grain of truth in the joke. News flash--that's what satire is. Lighten up.
Speaking of someone whoe doesn't recognize satire.