Damn this oppression! Our only hope is to invade Japan. Yes, APUG should declare war on Japan.

We shall go on to the end of the roll.
We shall fight in Tokyo,
We shall fight on the gelatin and paper backing,
We shall fight with DEVELOPING confidence and FIXING strength in the labs.
We shall defend our Velvia, Provia, Astia and Acros prices whatever the cost may be.
We shall fight on contact sheets, we shall fight on the light table,
We shall fight in the darkrooms and in the film fridges.
We shall fight in the changing bags,
We shall never surrender.

Who's with me?!