I develop my film with an electric vibrating paint mixer mounted on a 78rpm record player, which is bolted onto an old Chevy V8 engine that is out of balance and has a dead cylinder. I can develop a roll of 35mm in 48 seconds.
Yeah, but is it better than Ansel Adams?
"Often moments come looking for us". - Robert Frank
"Make good art!" - Neil Gaiman
"...the heart and mind are the true lens of the camera". - Yousuf Karsh