Quote Originally Posted by Diapositivo View Post
Being homosexual is a bit too exploited. I suggest going to a vernissage with your goat and introducing it as "your fiancÚ" specifying it's a male goat obviously lest they think you are a conformist.

You're probably right, being a homosexual is probably passe.

But being from Rome we probably have cultural differences because here in the US, most rural men have at least one goat they consider special.

Won't get a second glance.

I'm maybe thinking, an owl.

Walk around with it on your shoulder and call it your muse.

Could be perfect. Supposed to be wise, nocturnal, and can give you that "what the fuck are you looking at" kind of look.