I approach my subjects and shoot them from the hip like a moron. I then develop in rodinal stand for an hour or two. Or even ilfosol stand in the fridge for a whole month. According to many forums, that's supposed to make me into a HCB or better.
I think I'll start engaging with my subjects a little more as my results have been disastrous despite all the "you'da best" and all the taps in the back I get in various forums.

Eeehhhh!