You have a future in marketing/advertising (if you're not there already.) Schneideritis adds sizzle!
I just discovered my 305 G-Claron has flaked a bit of paint for the first time. It's at least 18 years old, so it's a bit of a surprise, I thought it was disease-free. Not that I'd sell it, but there goes some of its value. At least until the new marketing campaign goes viral.