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Alcohol and gunpowder do not mix.
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Haha. Neither do alcohol and calculus. Never drink and derive.
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In related news, since Independence Day is near just keep in mind that: He who goes forth on the Fourth with a fifth, may not go forth on the fifth.
That's why we have the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Now, if somebody would bring the pizza, we could have a party!