I have new business. Not only will I provide the professional photographer, but I'll take the vacation for you.
Skip the difficultly of scheduling, the hassles of traveling, the worry of what you might be missing at home or office. All of those disappear when you entrust me to take your vacation, allowing you to savor the professionally captured memories of your trip. Our modest fee includes Photoshopping actual images of your family into location shots. No need to worry about your taking a slightly out of focus or somewhat poorly composed shot of your family. You'll have perfect memories of the trip you didn't take.
For a small additional charge, I will edit out any unpleasantness (such as flight delays or a nasty waiter), leaving you with only happy memories.