I'm sorry? People SELL their camera equipment??? I mean, I know I've bought plenty of used stuff, but I always assumed the previous owner must have died or summut... You mean actual LIVING people actually SELL their OWN actual CAMERAS? Actually???

Nahhhhh!?!? That's just too weird...


P.S. I think you get my drift: keep it; keep it ALL! (exits stage left, pulling cloak over shoulder and cackling to himself).