"Whatever happened to plain talk?"
That is exactly what I thought. Plain English please without the obfuscation that is all too prevalent today.
obfuscate[ ob-fuh-skeyt, ob-fuhs-keyt ]
verb (used with object) ob·fus·cat·ed, ob·fus·cat·ing.
1. to confuse, bewilder, or stupefy.
2. to make obscure or unclear: to obfuscate a problem with extraneous information.
3. to darken.